Would you forgive me if you were my BF? HELP!?

Yesterday I was bored at work so I texted my sister and made up a **** and bull story about my boyfriend making a website dedicated to Doug Heffernan from King of Queens. She didn't believe me but in the end I ditched out from hanging out with my boyfriend so my sister and I could each make Doug Heffernan websites on my boyfriends work computer. We told him we were working on something super secret but he snuck up on us and saw what we were doing. Then he started saying how that was a crappy excuse to ditch him and how he thought it was so disrespectful. He saw us uploading a picture of Doug Heffernan and we captioned it calling him a y beast, but it was all a joke. But then he got mad and said that I "love a fatty" and started saying how much he hated Doug Heffernan and how he was a useless lard-*** and that UPS is a shitty job to have. Delivering packages. And then he cancelled our cable service so we can't watch King of Queens. That was my fave show, I am so sad now. And he actually really liked it before this whole caffuffle! What do I do?